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Reblog if you’re a 90s-
1. There’s no background music to let you know how you’re supposed to be feeling. You don’t get a hard rock guitar riff when you’re confident, and you don’t get a somber piano tone when you’re sad. You have to figure out your own feelings, no matter how confusing they may be.
2. There’s no such thing as cheat codes, strategy guides, or one-ups, and “looking up how to do it online” usually leads to terrible results.
3.There’s no fast forwarding through the boring parts or rewinding to see something again.
4. Your actions have consequences. There’s no “Going back to the last time you saved” when you screw up.
5. Making a mistake doesn’t (always) end up with you dying.
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